Somehow my mind skipped over the key word "in" and the first phrase became, "Did you make resolutions last month to eat more?"
Huh? For a second I was in dreamland, with all the most delicious food I could possibly desire. Then reality set in. When Kid 4 reads out loud, I'm always hounding him about not dropping prepositions. I had fallen into the same pit. Those pesky prepositions!
As much as I enjoy food, I knew there was no way the article could say "eat more". And even if it did, I've reached the point in my life where the scale proudly proclaims every excess calorie that passes my lips. I'd really prefer to drop some pounds, not gain them.
I did come up with a short term way to eat more, though. Kid 3 just forwarded me an email that stated everything weighs 1% less at the equator. I just need to move south!